Ronan Keating is wrong. People don't say it best when they say nothing at all; they just mean it's really hard work to make them seem more interesting than a kiwi fruit.
Fortunately however, in this PR-savvy media conscious post-Leverson world we inhabit, there are always musicians who generally couldn't give a figgy pudding what comes out of their mouth.
As a result they're generally engaging, charismatic and most importantly, very quotable.
Stuart Walby, guitarist and band manager of Cheltenham cover band The Chip Shop Boys, is a prime example.
In our past encounters he's cheekily accused Kylie Minogue of pinching their recording slot at Abbey Road studios and found time to have a pop at DJ Tony Blackburn who, by all accounts, was a bit full of himself.
His confident, straight-talking nature is endearing – there's not an ounce of ego with it – but it has landed him in hot water occasionally.
Recently he became embroiled in a Twitter spat with up-and-coming boyband Union J of X Factor fame.
It started – as one presumes all cat fights do – at the Hairdresser of the Year awards in London where 1,500 people gathered for the evening.
Stu was supporting his wife Lisa who runs Francesco hair salon in Cheltenham and, as a finalist, was in the running for an award.
"The ceremony was nuts," Stu, who lives in Up Hatherley, said. "James Corden was the host and Union J were the band.
"They walked out and everyone was going crazy and I thought 'who are these guys?' as I don't watch X Factor.
"I thought they were going to be rubbish but they sung live and they were absolutely brilliant."
Then something bizarre happened. As the crowd grew restless the lead singer of the band took it upon himself – without any prompting – to publicly announce his sexuality. "The lead singer suddenly looked around the room and said 'sorry ladies, I'm gay'," said Stu.
"Everyone just looked at each other and thought 'who asked him?, is he being sarcastic?"
"So I put it on Twitter that nobody could give a f*** and then their fan club retweeted it and then he retweeted it and then he replied to his half a million followers."
Suddenly Stu found himself caught in the middle of a frenzy.
"I had all these 13-year-olds tweeting me saying 'do you two like each other?' They were basically looking for a fight.
"Every morning when these kids were obviously on the bus and then at about 3.15pm after school it was carnage on my Twitter feed."
We're catching up over a cuppa at Eagle Tower in Montpellier and Stu is looking as tired as you might expect anyone who had played a gig in Swindon until 1am the previous night.
It's often like this, the dad-of-two says; it's become a way of life.
"Just as you're winding down and you should be going to bed with your Horlicks, you find yourself walking into a room with 300 people.
"Then you get home at 2am in the morning and you can't wind down so I'll just do something really boring like soduku to switch the brain off.
"Then a truck will wake me up at seven in the morning and it'll be 'come on daddy wake up'."
He wouldn't complain in the slightest though; he's part of a seven-piece band who seem genuinely humbled by their own achievements.
Despite their hectic schedule – this year they've had 142 gigs including an
Abbey Road studio set and nearly 80 weddings – their passion for music doesn't seem to have diminished.
"It's been our best year from a business point of view," he says.
"And from race week to October next year we only have one Saturday left in the diary."
Before March rolls round though there's the small matter of a live session at the BBC's Maida Vale Studios and a Best of British tour in America with dates in New York, Nashville and LA. There's a gig closer to home too with their now traditional slot at
Cheltenham Town Hall to bring in 2015.
This year's theme is Moulin Rouge and Stu admits he's both excited and apprehensive.
"I'm scared to death that we're going to get there and they're going to say 'right there's an elephant costume for you and you're dressed as a windmill'," he says, laughing.
"We'll be doing a few songs from the film and the production is huge this year as they've doubled the budget. "There'll be indoor decorations, video walls and they're stripping the whole stage right back so it should be cracking."
Earlier in the year the band expanded to become seven with founding members Stuart, brother Mark and school friend Tommy joined by four others.
While the younger members of the band might be enjoying the lifestyle, for Stu and several others, priorities have changed.
"We're all family men and we're quite serious about what we do," he says. "We have followers rather than fans. "In the earlier days I was like a kid in a sweet shop and there were opportunities to meet women.
"These days though we just go home. "There's that old saying; why have burger when you have steak at home?"
His brother still gets his fair share of female attention though.
"He gets most of it as a lot of people think he looks like Gerard Butler," he says, laughing. "But I think he's more like Jimmy Nail."
Tickets for their gig on New Year's Eve are sold out. To find out where they're gigging in 2015 visit www.chipshopboys.com
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