A website parodying the search engine Google has given a 'gangsta' style makeover to Gloucestershire.
The Gizoogle website turnes everything online into street slang.
It was launched in 2005 by American John Beatty but it regularly resurges on social networking sites like Twitter.
It has also just released an app for the iPhone.
Users simply type in a search term into the 'Google' style box on the homepage and hits"Gizoogle Dis Shiznit" and sit back to enjoy the 'rapper' style translations.
Here's some of the more amusing Gloucestershire 'Gizoogles':
On the Cheltenham spybase GCHQ:
"GCHQ provides intelligence, protects shiznit n' informs relevant UK policy ta keep our society safe n' successful up in tha Internizzle age."
On Gloucester Cathedral:
"Da straight-up legit web-site has a outline history, detailed plan n' gallery of dope photographs rockin natural lightin effects fo' realz."
On Superdry:
"Iconic men's threadz n' dem hoes's threadz designed by Superdry. Born from a inspirationizzle trip ta Tokyo, Superdry be a gangbangin' fusion of Japanese graphics, fine British tailorin n' vintage Gangstaa stylin bustin threadz of incredible qualitizzle wit a modern look."
The Cherry and White's website is described as: "Da Straight-Up Legit joint of Gloucesta Rugby'.
The Wikipedia entry for the club via Gizoogle says: "Gloucesta Rugby is a professionizzle Gangsta rugby union club situated up in tha west ghetto hood of Gloucester.
"Da club skits up in tha domestic Aviva Premiership. They also compete up in tha Anglo-Welsh LV= Cup n' tha European Rugby Cup competitions.
Da crew skits outta its home dogg pound up in tha district of Mackdaddysholm, just outside Gloucesta hood centre."
On the website to dedicated composer Gustav Holst - one of Cheltenham's most famous sons:
"This joint was pimped ta introduce you ta tha game n' noize of Gustav Holst, a British composer whoz ass was born in Cheltenham, England up in 1874 n' took a dirt nap up in London up in 1934 yo. Holst was a cold-ass lil composer of nuff choral part-songs, cold lil' woo wop cycles, operas n' orchestral pieces yo. Dude is like dopest known fo' his orchestral suite composed durin tha years 1914–1916, entitled Da Planets."
On Double Gloucester cheese:
"Double Gloucesta be a traditional, full fat, hard cheese made from pasteurized or unpasteurized cows' milk. Da cheese, made from tha gin n juice of once nearly extinct Oldskool Gloucesta cows, traces its origins ta 1498 up in tha Citizzle of Gloucester."
On Tewkesbury Abbey:
"We is a inclusive, modern Anglo-Catholic parish inspirin n' equippin playas fo' they Christian lives all up in worship, Christian nurture, game together, biggin' up tha arts n' servin our neighbourhood n' tha ghetto."
On Montpellier in Cheltenham:
"Montpellier be a finger-lickin' district of Cheltenham, Gloucestershire (England), all up in tha end of tha Promenade downtown of tha hood centre. "Originally pimped up in tha 1830s up in conjunction wit tha spas, it is now known fo' its bars, cafés, restaurants n' range of specialist shops.
"In April 2008 Montpellier was one of da most thugged-out expensive areas up in Cheltenham ta loot property, wit cribs rangin from £300,000 ta over £1,000,000, townhouses from round £400,000, n' houses over £4,000,000."
